I am sure this is all Artoo’s fault.
I put this together the other day before I heard about the Disney deal. My midichlorian count must be off the chart. Episode VII??!?! Disney did wonders for my relationship with Marvel, which had suffered since the Liefeld days. Luke & Obi-Wan can live a much happier ever after in a galaxy far, far away under the Mouse’s roof as opposed to making money for that slimey piece of worm ringed filth known as Rupert Murdoch at Fox. This is great news, no matter what the wankers who only like Empire Strikes Back are moaning about.