I do not decree this lightly, or with jest. There are opinions, there are facts, and then there are universal truths.
The Darkness is the Greatest Achievement in Human History. If the Mayans are coming back to stomp whitefolk back into the hole they crawled out of, and we can only save one piece of Western civilization, it will be these Cats. Worship them, for they are the Lord’s messenger on Earth.
I Believe in a Thing Called Love- The Darkness